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"Sandwiches"

Three builders,an Australian,an Englishman and an Irishman were working on a city skyscraper.The Australian opened his lunch: "Not bloody vegemite again," he said. "If I get vegemite sandwiches tomorrow I'll ... I'll jump off this bloody building." The Englishman opened his lunch: "Not cheese again.If I get cheese samdwiches tomorrow I'll jump off with you." The Irishman opened his lunch: "Not jam again.If I get jam sandwiches again tomorrow I'll jump with you guys." Tommorrow came. The Australian took one look at his vegemite sandwiches and said: "That's it." he immediately jumped off the building. The Englishman opened his lunch. "cheese," he roared,and immediately followed suit. The Irishman tentatively opened his lunch bag. "Oh no. Not jam again." He also jumped. At the triple funeral the Australian widow sobbed away "Oh ,if only I had known he hated vegemite..." The English widow was also lamenting : "I didn't know he hated cheese so much." The Irish widow was also perturbed. "I can't figure it out. Paddy always made his own sandwiches."

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