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"Roadkill Cafe"
| The Roadkill Cafe "You Kill It, We Grill It" | ||
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** Center Line Bovine ** Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood ( with cheese, add .50 ) |
$ 5.99 | |
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** The Chicken That Didn't Cross The Road ** What A Dumb Cluck ( includes soup and salad ) |
$ 3.49 | |
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** Flat Cat ** served as a single or in a stack Single Flat Cat Double Flat Cat Flat Cat Stack Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens) |
$ 1.99 $ 2.79 $ 4.99 $ 9.00 |
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| A Taste Of The Wild Side - Still In The Hide | ||
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** Chunk Of Skunk ** Smells REAL good! ( Basted in Tomato Sauce ) |
$ 7.49 | |
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** Smidgen Of Pigeon ** Tastes so good, you'll coo for more ( includes salad & French bread ) |
$ 3.49 | |
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** Road Toad Ala Mode ** Jump into this dish, & you'll croak for more ........ (ice cream flavors chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry) |
$ 2.99 | |
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** Shake N' Bake Snake ** Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices ( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 ) |
$ 3.99 | |
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** Swirl Of Squirrel ** You'll go nuts for our squirrel ( includes salad & peanut brittle desert ) |
$ 2.49 | |
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** Whippoorwill On A Grill ** This one will tickle your fancy ( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad ) |
$ 2.79 | |
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** Rigor Mortis Tortoise ** Slowly aged to perfection ( includes turtle soup & dumplings ) |
$ 7.99 | |
| Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run! | ||
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** Canine Cuisine ** You'll eat like a hog when you taste our dog. Slab of Lab Pit Bull Pot Pie Cocker Cutlets (best of show) Sharpei Fillet Poodles N' Noodles (w/French fries) Snippet of Whippet Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville) BBQ Beagle German Shepard Pie (with sauerkraut) Fire Broiled Dalmatian Trampled Sheep Dog (too Baaaad) |
$ 1.99 $ .99 $ 4.99 $ 2.99 $3.79 $ 2.69 $3.89 $ 2.79 $3.99 $1.01 $ 3.29 |
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** A Disney Classic: Thumper Ala Bumper ** Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra ) |
$ 9.49 | |
| Late Night Delights! Served Fresh Each Night After Dark | ||
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** Rack Of Raccoon ** White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug ) |
$ 5.99 | |
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** Awesome Possum ** Jed Clampet's Family Recipe can't be beat! ( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! ) |
$ 7.99 | |
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** Smear Of Deer ** You'll eat Bambi's heart out and love it! ( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy) |
$ 8.99 | |
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** Texas Speed Bump ** Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! ( includes Texas Armadillo meatball soup n' salad ) |
$ 5.69 | |
| Roadkill Cafe Menu Challengers | ||
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** Guess That Mess! ** A daily special treat - if you can guess it, you eat it for free! |
$ 9.99 | |
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** Bag N' Gag ** our daily take-out lunch special Anything Dead, In Bread |
$ 2.49 | |
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