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"Recipe To Get Out of the House"

1 c. Karo syrup 1/2 tsp. margarine 4 eggs, slightly beaten 1/3 c. Worcestershire sauce 2 T. cocoa 1 small onion Set onion aside. Combine remaining ingredients in medium saucepan and cook on high for 35 minutes prior to husband coming home. Make sure to use old pan. Burn concoction to an unrecognizable blob. If stench isn't bad enough, add vinegar. As you see hubby's vehicle approach, cut onion to produce tears. Sob, "I've burned dinner and there's nothing left to cook." Make such a fuss about the day's misgivings that spouse whisks you off to the restaurant of your choice. Comb hair, apply make-up, adorn beautiful outfit and enjoy!

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