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"Peanuts"

A preacher visits an elderly woman of his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.    "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "Not at all," the woman replied.    They chat for an hour and as the preacher starts to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm very sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really meant to eat a few." "Please let me purchase you some more."    "Oh that's all right" the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."

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