- Dec. 1
- Move outdoor gardens indoors.
- Dec. 3
- Scrub north face of house with Borax.
- Dec. 4
- Touch up trim in Yemen apartment.
- Dec. 6
- Weed indoor garden.
- Dec. 7, 8:30 a.m.
- "Today" show appearancw w/ Bryant & Katie.
- Dec. 9, 4:00 a.m.
- Montauk, Long Island. Catch giant tuna for dinner.
- Dec. 10
- Neuter pets and barnyard animals.
- Dec. 11
- Change glue in 55 glue guns.
- Dec. 12
- Bake, bake, bake.
- Dec. 13
- Sell, sell, sell.
- Dec. 14, 8:30 a.m.
- "Today" show appearance. Grab Bryant under desk.
- Dec. 16
- Recipe-testing dinner for staff of "Chutzpa!" magazine.
- Dec. 17
- Make planters from used tractor trailer tires for New Jersey relatives.
- Dec. 18
- Make napkins, tablecloths, candles, and toothpicks for dinner guests.
- Dec. 20
- Realign branches on tree & glue.
- Dec. 21, 8:30 a.m.
- "Today" show appearance. Exchange glares with Bryant.
- Dec. 22
- Stalk, shoot, gut, bleed & defeather turkeys. Baste overnight.
- Dec. 25
- Build creche. Play Mary.
- Dec. 26
- Start planning Christmas 2000.
- Dec. 28
- Call police to remove relatives from grounds.
- Dec. 31
- Harvest ice from pond for drinks.
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