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"I Guessed"



I guessed the pepper,
The soup was too hot.
I guessed the water,
It dried the pot.
I guessed the salt,
And what do you think?
We did nothing else
The whole day but drink!
I guessed the sugar,
The sauce was too sweet.
And so by my guessing,
I spoiled our treat.
And now I guess nothing,
for cooking by guess,
Is sure to result
In one heck of a mess!



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