- ACCELERATOR
- Microwave
- ACCESS DENIED
- Diet Time
- ALT
- As in "alt and pepper to taste"
- ASCII
- Callii Tech Support
- AUTOEXEC.BAT
- Cookies in your boss' car
- BACKSLASH
- Do to piecrust before cooking
- BACKUP
- Leftovers
- BASIC
- PBJ Sandwich
- BATCH
- Mess o'
- BINARY
- Buy nary, eat nary
- BLOCK
- Cake baked with no eggs
- BOOT
- Heat your oven
- CACHE
- Do when egg is rolling off counter
- CAD
- Someone who promises to cook, then doesn't
- CD
- When you don't core apples before baking
- CLUSTER
- Kitchen advisors
- COMMAND
- Tell someone else to cook
- COMPRESS
- Knead
- CONFIG.SYS
- Have your sister figure it out
- COPY
- Double recipe
- CRASH
- Drop main course at big dinner party
- CTRL
- What you lose after crashing
- CURSOR
- Who you are after crashing
- CUSTOMIZE
- Add sprinkles
- DATA
- Sort-a like-a fig-a
- DEBUG
- Check the flour before using
- DIP-SWITCH
- What you do when you're out of salsa
- DIRECTORY
- De place where de priest lives
- DOCUMENT
- Small, after-dinner candy
- DOS
- Dine Or Starve
- DOT MATRIX
- Dorothy's mother
- DOWNLOAD
- Pour batter into pan
- DOWNTIME
- Time while brownies are baking
- DRAG
- What time does while brownies are baking
- ENTER
- Put in oven
- ESCAPE
- Order out
- EXPANSION
- Too much yeast
- EXPORT
- Take leftovers to the neighbors
- EXTRACT
- Usually vanilla
- F.A.T.
- See "Access denied"
- FASTOPEN
- Do to oven when you overbake
- FLOPPY
- Bake longer next time
- FOLDER
- Blender
- FRAGMENT
- What's left of brownies
- FREEZE
- Do when you accidently quadruple the recipe
- GIGA-BYTE
- Enough for an army
- GOTO
- As in "Goto restaurant when recipe bombs"
- HELP
- Julia Child
- HIGH DENSITY
- Forgot to fold in the eggs
- HIGHLIGHT
- Top with white icing
- ICON
- I con cook anything better than you con
- IMPORT
- Borrow a cup of sugar
- INTERFACE
- Where a lady puts her dinner
- LAPTOP
- Eat only the icing
- LOADHIGH
- Put in freezer
- LOG ON
- Cook in fireplace
- LOGIC
- Why somebody else should cook
- LOOP
- Why somebody else thinks you should cook
- LPT1
- Put on front burner
- MAINFRAME
- Oven
- MEG
- Mc chickens lay 'em
- MEGA-BYTE
- Slow down!
- MEGA-HERTZ
- When you forget to use a potholder
- MEMORY
- Forget it - use a timer
- MENU
- Surely you're kidding
- MERGE
- Nickname for margarine
- MICROCHIPS
- Serve with micro salsa
- MODEM
- Top with ice cream
- MONITOR
- Oven window
- MONO
- One-burner stove
- MOTHERBOARD
- Mom's tired of cooking
- NANOSECOND
- Time it takes to eat DOS-Serts
- NERD
- Someone who understands this whole glossary
- NETWORK
- I slice, you dice
- NORTON
- Maybe he'll fix these recipes for you
- PARAMETERS
- Kitchen doors
- PARSE
- Nickname for parsley
- PASSWORD
- "Dinnertime"
- PATH
- Worn-out place leading to refrigerator
- POSTCRIPT
- Dessert
- RAM
- Overeat
- ROM
- Overeat in England
- SCANNER
- Guest deciding whether to eat
- SCROLL
- Recite list of ingredients
- SELECT
- Choose edible portion
- SERIAL
- What you eat when you burn dinner
- SHAREWARE
- Mom's crock pot
- SHIFT
- "Cap" cake with icing
- SORT
- Pick the burnt ones out
- SPREADSHEET
- Use under really messy cooks
- TAB
- Drink after "Pie A La Modem"
- TECH SUPPORT
- Hello, Mom?
- TOGGLE
- Switch recipes
- TURBO
- High setting on microwave
- VGA
- Add food coloring
- ZOOM
- I can see it on the table now
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