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"Church Beans"

One of the ladies of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, he could think of no good reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The dinner went well, and as usual the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day the church secretary Mary, called the boy's mother and said, "Ruth, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?" Ruth replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?" Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and shot the canary!

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